A fart so forceful and loud, that upon expelling it one is confused about
whether they have just shotgun-blasted crap into their pants.
Big Potatoes
My biology teacher's name for any person/item of mass importance or interest.
Intellivision Approach
Enforced minimalism in design, named after my Gen.2 console of choice. The
relatively low-powered hardware means the graphics and sound can't get too
fancy, thus more time spent on refining the gameplay/experience (I assume).
Twice.
"I have played, and beaten, every single indie game out there. Twice. Twice,
and let me tell you: they're all crap. Every single one of them."
-Ty 'As Arrogant As Possible' Dauster of J Force Games in a now-private video
bcux u gay lol!!1
Catch-phrase from one of the Socom Squad forums. Posted in reply to someone
asking (about a list I had made), "How is the end a step?" It quickly
proliferated into the de-facto response to any stupid and obvious question.
eating brunch
Leaving? Nah, nobody leaves the Socom Squad; they just step outside for
a while to enjoy a tasty Food. Became a word filter after the forum's members
got into the habit of dramatically quitting the group for two days tops
because I kept locking threads and deleting stupid posts.
tomato sandwich
What are these 'animations' you speak of? The Socom Squad's members are
all terribly lazy and only capable of making delicious tomato sandwiches,
to eat for brunch. This was a refinement of a word filter that replaced any
mention of 'flash' with 'whip the tomatoes please'.
Iancer
Portmanteau of 'Ian' and 'cancer', named after the Socom Squad's worst member.
This person constantly posted inane jabber in any and every active thread for
the sole purpose of increasing his post count. The other users' posts then
decayed into similarly terrible jokes and forced memes because hey, why
should this jackass who's not me get to be the top poster? Thus it
spreads.
Sometimes, fundamental forces of the universe become the reason bad things
start happening to you. If you're playing Sonic 2006, physics will fuck you
up. Here in reality, gravity's always making me drop stuff. Gravity even tried
to kill me once by making me fall down a staircase.
White Football on Long
I once went to Subway when sleep-deprived, attempted to place my usual order
of a footlong meatball on white, and spat out that intelligence instead. I then
immediately realized how ridiculous it sounded and burst into laughter.
A stock retort whipped out when discussing such unreasonably large objects as
graphics cards, assault rifles, charity fundraisers, and houses.
Reptilian Space Illuminati (secretly controlling the Federal
Reserve)
The type of conspiracy hypotheses which are so utterly incomprehensible,
ridiculous, and far-reaching that, upon describing them, it will sound as if
you had just made it up on the spot.
HUGE.
I am not a "big guy". I'm fucking enormous, and don't you EVER
forget that. Thin may be in, but fat is where it's at!
Vely Intulesting
A deliberate mispronunciation of "very interesting". I don't remember where it
came from, but I can't stop saying it.
..How dare you.
A hyperbolic reaction to any minor offense, from one of JonTron's videos.
Years of Practice
Stock answer for when someone asks how I'm able to do something, including
eating more than they can.
(You) clever penis
A phrase that evolved from Frieza in DragonBall Z: Abridged shouting
'Clever dick!'
Well, shibbity jibbity, y'all
I'm not entirely sure what this means, but the best way I can describe it is
as the inverse of 'heebie-jeebies'. Something's going on and it's about to get
sexay? Shibbity jibbity~.
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