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a very asocial flower born in USA in 1991

a former Geocities user trained in HTML4

a pile of embers that burned out in 2017

filtering brain toxins gathered from teen years on the '00s WWW

a Computer Whiz with vast knowledge.. that anyone could've gained

collecting sites, stories, software, and Sony cameras


classic PC hardware and software (DOS/Win9x)

old handmade websites and homepages

ANSI art, BBS and EGA aesthetics

platformers, boomer shooters, RPGs, RTSs, and collectathons

finding better and cheaper things and services to use

anime, movies, and music from the '80s and '90s


post-truth anti-sex anti-science dumbasses

religious beliefs (god, sin, fate, souls, etc.)

sports, athletes, the Olympics, and dudebros

fighting, racing, sim games, TBSes, and visual novels

the W(WW) getting worse on purpose to benefit rich assholes/corpos

outrage addicts, inc'l puriteens and Only Conscious Humans

A hearty 'wazzap' to you, wanderer! Here's the lore on Bytemoth, a Digital Warlock harnessing the powers of sourcerors yet mightier, in attempt to conjure a virtual space I don't need to take vacations from. I am a highly asocial Computer Whiz with vast knowledge (that anyone could've gained), taking the shape of a pile of embers that burned out in 2017. The name itself represents a particular, peculiar fusion of analog and digital which I've strived- nah j/k, it's just the shortest thing I thought of that was hard to spell wrong and had no results on search engines when I started using it in late 2011.

Before arriving here, I was a resident of Geocities, well-practiced in the ancient magickal art of HTML4. Along the way, I've learned to enjoy collecting software, old digital cameras, and PlayStation games. But I do not yearn for simpler times, for the world was never simple; only I was.

Caution should be taken when attempting to befriend me, which is Not Easy to begin with, but we will especially not get along if you're an outrage addict, The Only Conscious Human, really into sports or crypto, conservative, of an Abrahamic faith, or hate furries. Being a completely non-spiritual post-theist who heavily leans left, what I'm trying to believe in is a universe that doesn't care, and people who do.

Due to being a Very Online Teen in the mid-2000s, toxins built up in my brain which I'm now attempting to filter out. I'm not proud of that whole 'racism is over so let's say the n-word' edgelord phase, but I won't pretend it didn't happen. What followed was a belief in some version of the just-world hypothesis that led to me briefly following the YouTube atheist/skeptic community into its anti-SJW phase. This was later corrected by Tumblr users sharing their lived experiences, prompting a realization that things were worse than initially assumed.

Extra tidbits about me include that I'm a teetotaler, possibly quoiromantic, and trying to reduce my sugar intake. I consider myself a social minimalist, physical midimalist, and digital maximalist - The Dream is owning a Toyota Sera and living in that sweet pad from the Umfend demo, where I'd have selected hardware atop an L-desk, each drive and flash cart within just absolutely loaded up with files.

And It Is Now Time For Behold A Few Of My Favorite Thinks

  • mecha
  • postapoc.
  • shonen
  • action
  • cyberpunk
  • slasher
  • FPSes
  • platformer
  • (C/J)RPG
  • industrial
  • italo-disco
  • neo-synthpop
  • computers
  • cooking
  • documenting
  • preservation
  • privacy
  • reducing
  • reusing
  • retrogaming
  • titties
  • websurfin'
  • writing
  • (and more)
[Online friendship means something!]
[I survived the Tumblr apocalypse!]
[Don't be a phone chump! Get a computer NOW!]
[This is an Anti-NFT site]
[I done got MEGA-loafed!]
[No Nazi, No Fascism, No Racism]
[Black Lives Matter]
[Trans Rights Now!]
(Every good friend was once a stranger)
(BORN to SURF the NET)
(alone but not lonely)
(Save the dragons!)
(Reality is the leading cause of stress.)
(Curves are beautiful.)
(Republicans scare me)
(don't pray in our schools / and i won't think in your church)

(Norn wizard waving a wand in a circle, leaving behind trails of light)

Assigned Sonas

furry-ass idiot
pastel potted plant that will yell when you least expect it
Bytemoth is a Large-Breasted Hyena Girl.
stoner radioactive cat demon
Bytemoth is a hyperactive Dragon who is 187cm in height. They have short, fluffy white hair and golden eyes. Their bust would fit a B cup. Their first encounter was with a thief who they charmed for goods.
#791 Solgaleo
I scored 61.54% for psychic/steel, and the legendary was the first result with that typing.
Assigned to me by DuckDuckGo after a search for 'bytemoth' returned a correction of 'behemoth'.
Chosen by me because Mothmon was too obvious, but this guy can digivolve to that form.
Sapon, kobold bard made of animated soap.
Popped into my head after I said 'soap-barred' out loud.
Unmotivated spider that sits in an unfinished web watching people who are too afraid/disturbed to approach.
I previously believed I was a Mage of Mind, but later inverted to my true alignment, Seer of Void.
Based on usage of the Ø character, blake-chan and 38caution have informed me that I am a woman of Norwegian descent.
Hot-tempered siren who hugs you tight and kisses you softly. They love that they can sit in comfortable silence with you.

(I <3 My GameCube)

See also: Personality quiz results


man youre the coolest fat kid i now
SplatterSocom (2008-08-22)
you know it's a good server because bytemoth is in the member list
BytemothOwns#4633 (2019-03-22)
Bytemoth is god, but he lost his powers for some reason and falled on earth
Randy (2020-01-07)
Bytemoth I'm gonna fucking kill you
Nekojiru (2020-01-23)
please think of bytemoth, who is likely observing right now
Rosek Night (2020-03-11)
bytemoth always comes in hot with the informative messages out of no where lol
Jack O'Mix (2020-05-07)
i think sometime in this server someone said bytemoth had 11 braincells
moss#6587 (2020-06-02)
"Shout out to Bytemoth-"*smacks his headset* "Aw fuck."
Joppiesaus (2020-07-27)
bytemoth is bytemoth
Ribbit Ribbit#0203 (2020-09-02)
bytemoth finnagonna make us watch wendys training videos
moss#6587 (2020-09-12)
But yeah, Bytemoth is right
Owly (2020-09-27)
I genuinely shiver in actual FEAR every time I mutter your unholy name
Retromaniac#6997 (2020-10-10)
I wish I was bytemoth cool
P. Comfy (2020-12-06)
moth is spooky [...] he's the ultimate deity
Jac Komix (2021-03-07)
"Sometimes I think Bytemoth can read my mind."
BattyCathy#4580 (2021)
this site is 100% certified hood classic
plash#2860 (2022-01-30)

(I miss winter)


(This user PISSED ON THE MOON, you idiot!)

Worst years: 2001-2002, 2019, 2022
Best years: 2006-2007, 2012, 2015

First cellphone: Motorola RAZR V3 (2006-2009)
First smartphone: Motorola Defy Mini XT320 (2012-2013)
Favorite phone: Nokia Touch and Type X3-02 (2014-2018)
Current phone: Samsung Galaxy A02s (2021--)

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(Dust collector)

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Digital Warlock Bytemoth is a fucking webmaster!


(I found Lizzy's Secret Page!) (Hiddlen Link - Congrats! You did it!)

(I found the secret page at // Winter 20-21)

(Even a small star shines in the darkness.)

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