About Bytemoth (2022-11-13)

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A hearty 'wazzap' to you, wanderer! Here's the lore on Bytemoth, a Digital Warlock harnessing the powers of sourcerors yet mightier, in attempt to conjure a virtual space I don't need to take vacations from. I am a highly asocial Computer Whiz with vast knowledge (that anyone could've gained), taking the shape of a pile of embers that burned out in 2017. The name itself represents a particular, peculiar fusion of analog and digital which I've strived- nah j/k, it's just the shortest thing I thought of that was hard to spell wrong and had no results on search engines when I started using it in late 2011.

Before arriving here, I was a resident of Geocities, well-practiced in the ancient magickal art of HTML4. Along the way, I've learned to enjoy collecting software, old digital cameras, and PlayStation games. But I do not yearn for simpler times, for the world was never simple; only I was.

Caution should be taken when attempting to befriend me, which is Not Easy to begin with, but we will especially not get along if you're an outrage addict, The Only Conscious Human, really into sports or crypto, conservative, of an Abrahamic faith, or hate furries. Being a completely non-spiritual post-theist who heavily leans left, what I'm trying to believe in is a universe that doesn't care, and people who do.

Due to being a Very Online Teen in the mid-2000s, toxins built up in my brain which I'm now attempting to filter out. I'm not proud of that whole 'racism is over so let's say the n-word' edgelord phase, but I won't pretend it didn't happen. What followed was a belief in some version of the just-world hypothesis that led to me briefly following the YouTube atheist/skeptic community into its anti-SJW phase. This was later corrected by Tumblr users sharing their lived experiences, prompting a realization that things were worse than initially assumed.

Extra tidbits about me include that I'm a teetotaler, possibly quoiromantic, and trying to reduce my sugar intake. I consider myself a social minimalist, physical midimalist, and digital maximalist - The Dream is owning a Toyota Sera and living in that sweet pad from the Umfend demo, where I'd have selected hardware atop an L-desk, each drive and flash cart within just absolutely loaded up with files.

And It Is Now Time For Behold A Few Of My Favorite Thinks

Assigned Sonas

Gender

furry-ass idiot

Fursona

pastel potted plant that will yell when you least expect it

FemFursona

Bytemoth is a Large-Breasted Hyena Girl.

Monstersona

stoner radioactive cat demon

Monstergirlsona

Bytemoth is a hyperactive Dragon who is 187cm in height. They have short, fluffy white hair and golden eyes. Their bust would fit a B cup. Their first encounter was with a thief who they charmed for goods.

Pokésona

#791 Solgaleo
I scored 61.54% for psychic/steel, and the legendary was the first result with that typing.

Demonsona

Behemoth
Assigned to me by DuckDuckGo after a search for 'bytemoth' returned a correction of 'behemoth'.

Digisona

Dokunemon
Chosen by me because Mothmon was too obvious, but this guy can digivolve to that form.

DNDsona

Sapon, kobold bard made of animated soap.
Popped into my head after I said 'soap-barred' out loud.

Animatronicsona

Unmotivated spider that sits in an unfinished web watching people who are too afraid/disturbed to approach.

Classpect

I previously believed I was a Mage of Mind, but later inverted to my true alignment, Seer of Void.

Eurosona

Based on usage of the Ø character, blake-chan and 38caution have informed me that I am a woman of Norwegian descent.

Partner

Hot-tempered siren who hugs you tight and kisses you softly. They love that they can sit in comfortable silence with you.

See also: Personality quiz results

Testimonials

man youre the coolest fat kid i now

SplatterSocom (2008-08-22)

you know it's a good server because bytemoth is in the member list

BytemothOwns#4633 (2019-03-22)

Bytemoth is god, but he lost his powers for some reason and falled on earth

Randy (2020-01-07)

Bytemoth I'm gonna fucking kill you

Nekojiru (2020-01-23)

please think of bytemoth, who is likely observing right now

Rosek Night (2020-03-11)

bytemoth always comes in hot with the informative messages out of no where lol

Jack O'Mix (2020-05-07)

i think sometime in this server someone said bytemoth had 11 braincells

moss#6587 (2020-06-02)

"Shout out to Bytemoth-"*smacks his headset* "Aw fuck."

Joppiesaus (2020-07-27)

bytemoth is bytemoth

Ribbit Ribbit#0203 (2020-09-02)

bytemoth finnagonna make us watch wendys training videos

moss#6587 (2020-09-12)

But yeah, Bytemoth is right

Owly (2020-09-27)

I genuinely shiver in actual FEAR every time I mutter your unholy name

Retromaniac#6997 (2020-10-10)

I wish I was bytemoth cool
lmfao

P. Comfy (2020-12-06)

moth is spooky [...] he's the ultimate deity

Jac Komix (2021-03-07)

"Sometimes I think Bytemoth can read my mind."

BattyCathy#4580 (2021)

this site is 100% certified hood classic

plash#2860 (2022-01-30)

Miscellanea

Primary Social Media

• 1999-2004: AIM
• 2005-2010: Newgrounds/WLM
• 2015-2018: Tumblr
• 2018-2021: Discord/Mastodon
• 2022-: Tumblr/Discord

Quick Stances

• TP goes over
• Han shot first
• It's pronounced GIF
• 7 was the last good Windows
• The WWW peaked in 2012
• The Simpsons died after season 8 (as 9 on are not covered in A Complete Guide to Our Favorite Family)
• Software '''piracy''' is preservation
• autoplaying music always has been and always will be fucking rude
• but most of all, samy is my hero
• I visited Melon's profile!!

       

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