It's hilarious to me how much human effort has gone into making browsers faster only for ads to quickly slurp up that extra headroom.
@theavalkyrie, 12021-07-02
The current state of the web? Total bullshit. If you're tired of dealing with stupid ads, tracking, ads with sound, scripts that make the page lag, and ads that deliver malware, here's a few tips on how to avoid them.
Browsers
- 11996-12005: Internet Explorer (3 - 6) on 5+ PCs.
- 12005-12014: Mozilla Firefox (1.5 -
27.024esr) on 4 PCs. - 12014-12023: Pale Moon (24.6.2 -
28.15.028.13.0) on PC5014. - Since 12023: Waterfox (G5.1.2 - ) on 4 PCs.
Secondary
- 12009-12018: Opera (10.10 - 54) on 3 PCs.
- 12017-12023: Vivaldi (1.11 - 5.6) on PC5011/PC5014.
- Since 12023: Waterfox Classic (2022.11 - ) on PC5023.
- Since 12023: Ungoogled Chromium for webshit broken on Gecko.
Experimentally
- 12013-12014: Waterfox
- 12017-12018: Lynx 2.8.8.1
- 12018-12019: Brave
For Fun
- Since 12011: Internet Explorer (9 - 11)
- Since 12018: Opera 12.18
- Since 12020: Netscape 7.02
- Since 12021: Utilu MFC 12.12 (Firefox 2.0 - 68esr)
- Since 12023: X Mosaic 2.7b6
Firstly, if you have Google Chrome? Get rid of it. It's no secret that Google wants to gather as much data about you as possible so they can sell it to their advertising-industry customers. No need to make it easy for them.
Mobile
While I prefer to not do much on my smartphone, you may feel differently. For a better surfing experience on the go, try the F-Droid installer for FOSS apps. Then, for the Chromium experience, there's Bromite, and on the Mozilla side is Fennec.
Also recommended from F-Droid are Aegis (2FA code generator), NewPipe (YouTube frontend), personalDNSfilter (privacy-focused local VPN), and UntrackMe (social media to private frontend redirector).
Desktop
Has a modern variant, which can install new Firefox, Chrome, and Opera extensions. Or, if you're olderschool, try Waterfox Classic, and make use of some historic yet functional picks from the Classic Add-ons Archive. |
If you must use a Chrome-clone, this seems to be the least-bad of them. Spiritual successor to the classic Opera browser. Very customizable, and compatible enough to use most Chrome extensions flawlessly. |
For Firefox enjoyers who feel that Mozilla has lost their way, there's the LibreWolf browser, but I haven't used it. If you'd like to give it a try, Obspogon has a list of recommended extensions to look for, as does Portfiend.
Recommended Extensions
Websites are like "in order to deliver the best experience blah blah blah blah"
I don't want you to deliver an experience, I want you to deliver some HTML
@Dee@fedi.underscore.world, 12020-12-05
- uBlock Origin (Classic)
- Very efficient content blocker. Go into the settings, turn on some of
the filter lists, and marvel at how much faster the Web gets. Also has support
for manual whitelisting of large images, external fonts, and JavaScript.
For {Fire/Libre/G5 Water}fox users, Arkenfox suggests that only this and Skip Redirect are necessary due to strong privacy/isolation features built into the browser.
Filter for no autoplay rights: ||scmplayer.net^$script
- Decentraleyes (Older version in CAA)
- Loads common libraries (jQuery etc.) from disk instead of a centralized source that could potentially track usage.
- Neat URL (CAA: "Pure URL")
- Removes common tracking/referral junk from clicked links.
- Privacy Redirect (CAA: "Redirector")
- Get it set up, and you'll automatically be redirected to more private frontends of your (least-)favorite social media sites when visiting them.
- Consent-O-Matic (CAA: "I Don't Care About Cookies")
- Deals with them "This website uses cookies to enhance your experience" shits that corporations are legally required to stick at the bottom of the screen.
- Midnight Lizard (CAA: "Dark Background and Light Text")
- Lots of websites confuse LCD screens for paper and attempt to sear your retinas with a blinding fluorescent white. It's an easy mistake to make, but one that you don't need to suffer from any longer.
- Feedbro (CAA: "Bamboo Feed Reader")
- Fuck an algorithmic social media feed - curate your own with RSS!
- Wayback Machine (CAA: "Open in Wayback Machine")
- If you clicked on something only to land on a 404 error, check if web.archive.org has a copy with the push of a button.
- WebScrapBook (CAA: "Mozilla Archive Format")
- Like webpages but hate when you go to visit them again only to find they've disappeared? Crunch any page into a small .MAFF file for easy future viewing and sharing.
- MIDI Player
- Blast tunes on those old homepages instead of having the browser chuck them in the downloads folder.
- Bypass Paywalls
- Take a wild guess.
- Indie Wiki Buddy
- Redirects you from Fandom to higher-quality websites.
Alternatives
FacebookSpaceHey is here to help you say hey to your friends in cyberspace, 2000s style. | MediumScribe rips out just the text for a distraction-free reading experience. | Paywalls"You've reached your limit of free articles." This 12-foot ladder disagrees. |
InstagramPixelFed lets you feed your pixels to all the creatives on the distributed Fediverse. | imgurRimgo plops images and comments into a simple, streamlined interface. | Fandom.com Use a gentle Breeze to blow away the bloat and ad dust on wikis. |
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Software
- TorGuard (H/T VPN Tier List)
- According to independent reviewer Tom Spark, this is the #1 VPN on the market (out of 60+ tested), and that works for me. Use promo code TomSpark for 50% off for life.
- Sandboxie
- Avoid any further fuckery by throwing the browser into quarantine.
- SpeedyFox
- Defragments and optimizes internal databases to make browsers snappier.
- TumblThree
- Got a Tumblr blog you like? Grab everything on it fast and easy. (Note: For archiving your own blogs, it's a better idea to use the built-in export feature, which also provides IM chatlogs and individual HTML file blogposts.)
- Bytemoth's Essential Programs
- When you're done online, feel free to further enhance your computing experience with some of the other fine software I've enjoyed over the years.
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